Farmer's Letter to Santa. As he says, it is a long list, but I did not find any of the requests unreasonable.
The challenge might be how to prioritise the items on the list with Santa, as his sleigh is unlikely to be big enough to deliver all these requests in one go.
Another challenge will be to identify what Alan might have missed, especially in an uplands context. In the festive spirit of peace and goodwill, a bit less conflict and some willingness to cooperate would be a good place to start. Who knows, if this idea caught on, collectively we might be able to achieve a lot more for our uplands and that would really make this a good Christmas.